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VLOG 5/16/13: Star Trek: Into Darkness

Posted by smeghead4269 on May 16, 2013

NOTE: This VLOG is spoiler free. A supplemental spoiler VLOG can be found after the break.

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In Memoriam

Posted by smeghead4269 on May 7, 2013

Ray Harryhausen, 1920-2013

Ray Harryhausen, 1920-2013

Truly a master of his craft.

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VLOG 5/5/13: Iron Man 3

Posted by smeghead4269 on May 5, 2013

Shane Black made this movie in a cave…with a box of scraps!

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Episode 43: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

Posted by smeghead4269 on April 28, 2013

Truth vs. lies, agent vs. agent, ineptitude vs. incompetence.

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VLOG 4/25/13: Oblivion

Posted by smeghead4269 on April 26, 2013

It’s the end of the world! Can Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman save us?

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VLOG 4/9/13: Evil Dead (2013)

Posted by smeghead4269 on April 9, 2013

Why does everyone always think reading a book bound in human flesh is a good idea?

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In Memoriam

Posted by smeghead4269 on April 4, 2013

Roger Ebert, 1942-2013

Roger Ebert, 1942-2013

I give cancer two thumbs down. :(

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Episode 42: Breaking Dawn, part 2

Posted by smeghead4269 on April 4, 2013

Line?

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Episode 41: That’s My Boy

Posted by smeghead4269 on February 27, 2013

When Vanilla Ice is the best part of your movie, you know you’re in bad shape!

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Episode 40: Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown

Posted by smeghead4269 on January 29, 2013

Whoever greenlit this sequel deserves a beatdown.

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