If you’re reading this, you’ve apparently stumbled upon my wordpress.com blog. I advise you to run away while you still can. But if you’re determined to stay, welcome. Welcome to the home of Cinematic Excrement, my (allegedly) humorous take on the worst that Hollywood has to offer. You’ll find video reviews of whatever horrible movies I’ve subjected myself to lately, and possibly the occasional text-based rant on whatever happens to be on my mind at the moment. I hope you will enjoy it. And if you don’t, there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it.