No dogs were harmed in the making of this movie.
A whole new world! Well, not exactly new.
I am Iron Man.
Something something something Jell-O Pudding Pops.
RIP Tim Conway, 1933-2019
The only man funny enough to make Harvey Korman wet himself on TV.
(Seriously, Harvey actually wet himself during this sketch.)
Say my name!
So recently some butthurt right-wing douchebag started harassing me on the Twitters. In what I’m sure is a COMPLETELY UNRELATED incident, I have been temporarily suspended from the Twitters. And this is the tweet that did it:
Gee, I wonder who reported this?
Honestly I don’t even remember to whom this was directed, and I can’t check because all it shows is a shortened Twitter URL and, well, my account is suspended.
And why was it worthy of suspension, you might well ask? Well…
Apparently they determined that I was suggesting someone should literally go sodomize themselves to death with large, pointy, desert flora. If I have to explain why this is ridiculous, there’s no hope for you.
Obviously I have appealed this, and maybe Twitter will listen to reason. I’m not holding my breath, but we’ll see. But honestly, if I’m not on Twitter for a while, all you won’t see is a bunch of political and movie related retweets and my occasional lame jokes. You’re not missing much. 😉
It’s enough to make you want to lose your mind.
NOTE: Apparently I screwed up the pointless, mind-numbing research. Titanic was, in fact, on top of the box office for three months more recently than Home Alone.
How the hell did I miss that? It’s fucking Titanic! I must be slipping.
I got five on it.