It’s enough to make you want to lose your mind.
NOTE: Apparently I screwed up the pointless, mind-numbing research. Titanic was, in fact, on top of the box office for three months more recently than Home Alone.
How the hell did I miss that? It’s fucking Titanic! I must be slipping.
She’s just a girl…about to blow up a goddamn spaceship.
Everything is still awesome!
Seriously, who came up with that creepy-ass mascot?
The @$*! is a “technarchy”?
This review is not expendable.
This is the part of the Youtube video known as the “description”.
VIMEO: http://bit.ly/2uL6Osd (If you can’t find an older episode of Cinematic Excrement on Youtube, it’s probably here.)