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Author Archives: smeghead4269
VLOG – Firestarter
No Prodigy in the soundtrack. Minus five stars.
VLOG – Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers
These two gumshoes are picking up the slack.
VLOG – Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Sam Raimi is back, baby!
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 136 – Transformers Movie Retrospective
In which I review all six live action Transformers movies in one shot. I must be a glutton for punishment.
Cinematic Excrement: Jack and Jill 2nd Look
Don’t mind if I do!
VLOG – Sonic The Hedgehog 2
Gotta go fast.
VLOG – Everything Everywhere All At Once
They used WHAT as a weapon!?
VLOG – Deep Water
In which I spend far too much time talking about Ana de Armas’ ass.
VLOG – Morbius
Seriously, what the hell was up with [REDACTED] showing up at the end?
Cinematic Excrement 