Joker is not on the list. Calm down.
It’s your annual opportunity to find out just how terrible my taste in movies is.
So recently some butthurt right-wing douchebag started harassing me on the Twitters. In what I’m sure is a COMPLETELY UNRELATED incident, I have been temporarily suspended from the Twitters. And this is the tweet that did it:
Gee, I wonder who reported this?
Honestly I don’t even remember to whom this was directed, and I can’t check because all it shows is a shortened Twitter URL and, well, my account is suspended.
And why was it worthy of suspension, you might well ask? Well…
Apparently they determined that I was suggesting someone should literally go sodomize themselves to death with large, pointy, desert flora. If I have to explain why this is ridiculous, there’s no hope for you.
Obviously I have appealed this, and maybe Twitter will listen to reason. I’m not holding my breath, but we’ll see. But honestly, if I’m not on Twitter for a while, all you won’t see is a bunch of political and movie related retweets and my occasional lame jokes. You’re not missing much. 😉
In which I include the sound of flatulence because I am a child.
The one time of year where I’m mostly positive!
Because the channel is called “Cinematic Excrement” after all.
The annual assessment of my poor taste in film.
Yep, we’re still doing this.
In which Rob swims across the Atlantic just to lock me in a jail cell. He’s dedicated, I’ll give him that.
No, Ghostbusters didn’t make the list. Deal with it.