Seriously, who came up with that creepy-ass mascot?
The @$*! is a “technarchy”?
In which I include the sound of flatulence because I am a child.
The one time of year where I’m mostly positive!
You know, the fish boy from TV.
Will it be a Jolly Holiday, or will I struggle to Stay Awake?
It can get weirder!
The night he came home! Again!
He’s kind of a loser.