No dogs were harmed in the making of this movie.
A whole new world! Well, not exactly new.
I am Iron Man.
Say my name!
So recently some butthurt right-wing douchebag started harassing me on the Twitters. In what I’m sure is a COMPLETELY UNRELATED incident, I have been temporarily suspended from the Twitters. And this is the tweet that did it:
Gee, I wonder who reported this?
Honestly I don’t even remember to whom this was directed, and I can’t check because all it shows is a shortened Twitter URL and, well, my account is suspended.
And why was it worthy of suspension, you might well ask? Well…
Apparently they determined that I was suggesting someone should literally go sodomize themselves to death with large, pointy, desert flora. If I have to explain why this is ridiculous, there’s no hope for you.
Obviously I have appealed this, and maybe Twitter will listen to reason. I’m not holding my breath, but we’ll see. But honestly, if I’m not on Twitter for a while, all you won’t see is a bunch of political and movie related retweets and my occasional lame jokes. You’re not missing much. 😉
She’s just a girl…about to blow up a goddamn spaceship.
Seriously, who came up with that creepy-ass mascot?
The @$*! is a “technarchy”?
In which I include the sound of flatulence because I am a child.