He’s kind of a loser.
The favor was simple. What followed was anything but.
You don’t need to think about the right answer. There’s only one right answer.
Hey Siri, where the @$*& is my daughter?
20000 years ago, dogs were still awesome.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Don’t call him Deadpool.
If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape.
So when he makes himself huge, does he become Gigant-Man?
…I’ll show myself out.
In which I explain where the hell I’ve been for the last month.