In 1998, Tom Cruise starred in the Best Picture of the year. He also starred in Cocktail.
Note: Due to technical difficulties, some of the audio may sound a bit off. Apologies.
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VLOG – John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum
No dogs were harmed in the making of this movie.
VLOG – Aladdin (2019)
A whole new world! Well, not exactly new.
VLOG – Avengers: Endgame
I am Iron Man.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 112 – Leonard Part 6
Something something something Jell-O Pudding Pops.
In Memoriam
RIP Tim Conway, 1933-2019
The only man funny enough to make Harvey Korman wet himself on TV.
(Seriously, Harvey actually wet himself during this sketch.)
VLOG – Shazam!
Say my name!
SUSPENDED
So recently some butthurt right-wing douchebag started harassing me on the Twitters. In what I’m sure is a COMPLETELY UNRELATED incident, I have been temporarily suspended from the Twitters. And this is the tweet that did it:
Gee, I wonder who reported this?
Honestly I don’t even remember to whom this was directed, and I can’t check because all it shows is a shortened Twitter URL and, well, my account is suspended.
And why was it worthy of suspension, you might well ask? Well…
Apparently they determined that I was suggesting someone should literally go sodomize themselves to death with large, pointy, desert flora. If I have to explain why this is ridiculous, there’s no hope for you.
Obviously I have appealed this, and maybe Twitter will listen to reason. I’m not holding my breath, but we’ll see. But honestly, if I’m not on Twitter for a while, all you won’t see is a bunch of political and movie related retweets and my occasional lame jokes. You’re not missing much. 😉
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 111 – Under The Cherry Moon
It’s enough to make you want to lose your mind.
NOTE: Apparently I screwed up the pointless, mind-numbing research. Titanic was, in fact, on top of the box office for three months more recently than Home Alone.
How the hell did I miss that? It’s fucking Titanic! I must be slipping.
VLOG – Dumbo (2019)
Michael Buffer?
