In which I explain the importance of calling your mom after a near fatal accident.
Do you long for the days when the war in Afghanistan was looked upon favorably?
Because the channel is called “Cinematic Excrement” after all.
The annual assessment of my poor taste in film.
Yep, we’re still doing this.
She is extremely hard to kill.
Why is no one concerned about the goddamned dragon!?
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Put on your yarmulke.
You gonna die!