It’s enough to make you want to lose your mind.
NOTE: Apparently I screwed up the pointless, mind-numbing research. Titanic was, in fact, on top of the box office for three months more recently than Home Alone.
How the hell did I miss that? It’s fucking Titanic! I must be slipping.
Everything is still awesome!
This review is not expendable.
Help! Help! We’re being repressed!
What the hell was going on in the 80s?
Boy, that lady sure was lonely.
In 1950, General MacArthur led a successful invasion of Inchon, turning the tide of the Korean War.
In 1982, someone made a terrible movie about it.