We’ll travel along, singing a song…
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
And that’s about how much this movie made. OH!
The Dereks are back. They have not improved.
In which I explain why Columbus Day is bullsh!t.
In 1998, Tom Cruise starred in the Best Picture of the year. He also starred in Cocktail.
Note: Due to technical difficulties, some of the audio may sound a bit off. Apologies.
Something something something Jell-O Pudding Pops.
RIP Tim Conway, 1933-2019
The only man funny enough to make Harvey Korman wet himself on TV.
(Seriously, Harvey actually wet himself during this sketch.)
It’s enough to make you want to lose your mind.
NOTE: Apparently I screwed up the pointless, mind-numbing research. Titanic was, in fact, on top of the box office for three months more recently than Home Alone.
How the hell did I miss that? It’s fucking Titanic! I must be slipping.
I got five on it.