Boy, that lady sure was lonely.
The night he came home! Again!
He’s kind of a loser.
In 1950, General MacArthur led a successful invasion of Inchon, turning the tide of the Korean War.
In 1982, someone made a terrible movie about it.
The favor was simple. What followed was anything but.
You don’t need to think about the right answer. There’s only one right answer.
Something something hangers…
Hey Siri, where the @$*& is my daughter?
20000 years ago, dogs were still awesome.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.