I will avenge you, father! I will save you, mother! I will kill you, Fjolnir!
No Prodigy in the soundtrack. Minus five stars.
These two gumshoes are picking up the slack.
Sam Raimi is back, baby!
In which I review all six live action Transformers movies in one shot. I must be a glutton for punishment.
Don’t mind if I do!
Gotta go fast.
They used WHAT as a weapon!?
In which I spend far too much time talking about Ana de Armas’ ass.
Seriously, what the hell was up with [REDACTED] showing up at the end?