The only thing outrageous about this movie is the idea that anyone thought it would succeed.
UPDATE: I’ve been informed the clip of The Rock is actually from a video he made about Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood”, edited to make it sound like he was talking about the Jem song “Young Blood” from the movie. So they couldn’t even get Mr. Johnson to do them a 30 second favor for this movie.
Just when I think it couldn’t get any more pathetic.
No woman can ever truly love a man who listens to Phil Collins.
In which I explain the importance of proper torture tactics.
Forget about your worries and your strife.
In which I ponder the future of workplace safety.
My god, Schumacher, what have you done?
Happy April Fools Day! Now here’s a fool riffing on an old Gamestop training vid.
Emotionless robot vs. crazy psychopath.
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It’s a miracle movies like this actually have an audience.